Welcome to Profile Assassin, home of the killer Myspace layout... |
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We are! Putting to use all of six months of intensive Myspace training and study, utilizing the mostest advancedest techniques, and sporting the latest fashions, Profile Assassin is so fully incredibly live that you'll wonder if you've died and gone to heaven. |
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Myspace Layouts
You've got to carry Layouts cuz you always carry cash. We've got more of the best Myspace Layouts this side of Kansas. Killer Premade Myspace Layouts for just about every kind of kid out there. Don't hesitate in '98, come on in and choose from hundreds. |
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Myspace Codes
Killer Myspace codes are here. With a hottie on each arm and our Myspace codes tucked into your waistband, ain't nobody gonna mess. Assassinate your rivals and don't look back. We got a passport and cash waiting for you at the drop. |
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Myspace Graphics
More categories of more graphics than any site out there living or dead. Go down in history with the best profile on the planet with the help of our killer Myspace Graphics. Don't worry about it if you start World War III at the same time -- It's not your concern. Feel me? |
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Myspace Generators
Generate the dopest, most fly-ass profile with these Myspace Generators. The smoking gun says it's a single shooter and don't worry about nobody coming up behind you -- Profile Assassin's got your back. |
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Myspace Contact Boxes
There's only one proper way to get hold of someone that no one else can find: contact 'em with a Myspace Contact Box from Profile Assassin. Somebody pull a disappearing act? We'll pull 'em out a haystack for you with our contact boxes. Git some. |
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Myspace Glitter
How do you break the news to your dead friend's wife? Say it with Glitter! Cold War over? Nothing says "Perestroika" quite like a little Myspace glitter. We got more original 100% unique Myspace glitter up in our vaults than Russia's got Vodka. Drink up, comrades! |
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Myspace Comments
When it boils down to it, there's really only ever two things worth uttering: 'love' or 'kill'. But somehow we complicated excuses for apes have managed to produce a language teeming with a seemingly infinite variety of comments. Well then, come 'n git 'em. |
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Myspace Animations
Better than a bat signal, our Myspace Animations will look like god himself smiling down on your friends' comment section. Wanna make a statement? Go join Toastmasters. Wanna blow some minds? Then check these bad boys out.
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Myspace Total Surprise Category
You know you wanna click it. Go on, see what happens. But first, befoe you do, are you prepared to face the consequences? If someone dies, will you be able to shoulder the burden...the guilt? By all means explore... I just don't want to see anyone get hurt. |
